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The Yes MSG Mailbag!

Posted by msgpdr on April 30, 2009

Just yet another reason why Yes MSG should be your homepage for Sports/Enterntainment/Humor.

As Bill Simmons would say, “these are actual emails from actual readers”:

Hey I read a couple of your Blogs and you are an untapped talent.  They are great, just loved the NFL overview, who reads your stuff and can you get it to ESPN, I was really entertained.  You have that Scott Ostler instinct.  I even enjoyed the NBA stuff and of course, your political views usually hit home with me.  How often do you do one of these things, so I know when to get the new version.

Love to everyone, Mom

 

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Yes MSG Inimitable Draft Recap

Posted by msgpdr on April 26, 2009

My favorite pick: Miami at #44: Pat White, QB West Virginia.  See, you knew this would be a different recap.  I have always enjoyed watching Pat White play (run, pass) and he should make the Wildcat even more exciting. Will this be the biggest impact player?  Of course not, but fun to follow.  Plus, Pat is likely to get more QB playing time in year one than Stafford and Sanchez should or would.  Lastly, it would be nice to know a Mountaineer football player known more for his on field play than for making it rain.

The other interesting (to me) comparison will be the battle of the “Seans/Shonn.”  Who will be the best running back among Knowshon Moreno, LeSean McCoy and Shonn Greene.  The spelling of many future Shawn/Sean/Shonn’s hangs in the balance.

Ok, on to the review of round one:

Lions: Matthew Stafford, QB, Georgia.  Best case, Matt Hasselbeck; worst case, like former Lion QBs — Chuck Long, Andre Ware.  But hey, he got $40M guaranteed reasons to turn out ok.  He was undeserving of such largesse, but more deserving than your average banker bailout bonus recipient.  After all, he has not sucked — yet!

St. Louis: Jason Smith, OT, Baylor.  Hey, who has ever gone wrong taking a Baylor guy super early in the draft.  In fact, the last time it happened, the Bears got Singletary, so it worked out ok.  Every 25 years or so, kind of like Halley’s Comet (ok, 3x as fast).

Kansas City: Tyson Jackson, DE, LSU.  I love it when a guy rises up the draft board like 20 picks based on things he has done since his last game.  Brings back memories of Vernon Gholston.  Who?  Exactly.  At least he will be underachieving alongside #5 pick from last year — Glenn Dorsey.

Seattle: Aaron Curry, LB, Wake Forest.  Guaranteed to be the best Wake draft pick since Tim Duncan.

NY Jets: Mark Sanchez, QB, USC.  Traded up to get him so hope the hype is not a heap of heck.  My favorite thing about Sanchez is that he has become a hero of the Mexican-American community, and has taken it upon himself to learn Spanish (I think Sanchez is 4th generation American).  So watching him learn the Jets playbook y como hablar en Espanol should be fun for all.

Cincinnati: Andre Smith, OT, Alabama.  So nice to see the Bengals going for character after all their off the field issues.  After all, Smith only got suspended from his team’s bowl game, and then skipped out from the NFL Combine, so he should do well in the Queen City. 

Oakland: Darrius Heyward-Bey, WR, Maryland.  So he was not nearly as highly rated as Crabtree or Maclin, and so he has suspect hands, and so he was not supposed to come off the board until the 20s, and so he might be like other disappointing Raiders draft picks like Huff, Gallery, and Russell, at least we know he will be competing for the best Double-Barreled last name member of the NFL fraternity.  Personally, I am putting my money on Domonique Rodgers-Cromartie, but still, the field is limited.

Jacksonville: Eugene Monroe, OT, Virginia.  Eugene?  Wow, only a Cavalier could have that name in the NFL.  But then again, the last Cavalier OT drafted around this high was D’Brickashaw Ferguson, so not sure what to make of this.

Green Bay: B.J. Raji, DT, Boston College.  Supposedly flunked a drug test at the combine.  I figure he was just freebasing anti freeze in preparation for Green Bay weather.

San Francisco: Michael Crabtree, WR, Texas Tech.  With his foot injury and the Raidahs choice, things set up nicely for the Niners and QB Shaun Hill to run this into the second coming of JJ Stokes.

Buffalo: Aaron Maybin, DE, Penn State.  OK, I have nothing to add, but ESPN did write this and i request a translation: One of the concerns is includes his being light in the hips, which may cause him to struggle when caught in phone-booth situations with bigger blockers.  Huh?

Denver: Knowshon Moreno, RB, Georgia.  Forget the fact that Denver has like 7 RBs on the roster, this guy is an announcer dream.  First time he jukes, say, Ed Reed, the announcer can say:

Ed Reed, get to Know-Shon Moreno.

The possibilities are endless!

Washington: Brian Orakpo, DE, Texas.  Considering the Skins tried to get Jay Cutler, and then tried to trade up for Sanchez, I hope Orakpo can play quarterback.

New Orleans: Malcolm Jenkins, CB, Ohio State.  Reputatation is that he is slow, which makes sense since he from The Ohio State University.  Seeing that New Orleans defense is its weak link, a slow Cornerback seems like just what the (witch)doctor ordered.

Houston: Brian Cushing, LB, USC.  He lacks “ideal hip flexibility” according to ESPN.  What is it with the Hip comments?  Is this the equivalent of ‘length’ in basketball.

San Diego: Larry English, DE, Northern Illinois.  Hey, you can always count on the school that gave us Garrett Wolfe.  Does Northern Illinois play against East Carolina, Western Michigan and other geographically challenged colleges?

Tampa Bay: Josh Freeman, QB, Kansas State.  I always like trading up for a QB who did nothing at a non-descript program for four years.  Hey Bucs, Joe Flacco could be called Joe Fluke-o.  You mean you cannot get an equivalent talent in, like round 5?

Denver: Robert Ayers, DE, Tennessee.  As I know nothing about this guy, I was disappointed to see that ESPN said nothing about his hips :( .

Philadelphia: Jeremy Maclin, WR, Missouri.  I love Maclin, but why him when you drafted DeSean Jackson last year?  With Brian Westbrook, Philly has the market cornered on undersized playmakers.

Detroit: Brandon Pettigrew, TE, Oklahoma State.  Hey, Matthew Stafford needs someone to throw to in addition to Calvin Jones, since Charles Rogers and  Mike Williams did not work out so well.

Cleveland: Alex Mack, OC, California.  The Academic Heisman winner will be the steal of the draft.  And to think that the Browns actually wasted the #21 pick a couple of years ago on Brady Quinn.  This pick is what value is all about.  Even ESPN scouts, moonlighting as physiotherapists, say that Mack “has the necessary ability to sink his hips.”  Now, combined with former #3 OL Joe Thomas combined, Mack will make the Browns SUPER DUPER Formidable.  Take it to Vegas; and if I am wrong, your money back.

Minnesota: Percy Harvin, WR, Florida.  Harvin can do a number of things and can score anytime he touches the ball.  So along with All Day Peterson, maybe the Vikes will not have to actually snap the ball to Tarvaris Jackson or Sage Rosenfels.

Baltimore: Michael Oher, OT, Mississippi.  The scouting report on him says that he has some ‘issues.’  For those of you who don’t know, Oher was the subject of the book by Michael Lewis (Moneyball, Liar’s Poker) called The Blind Side.  He had an incredibly difficult childhood.  If I recall, his father was murdered, his mom used crack, he was, not suprisingly, living in a rough area of Memphis.  And he has ‘issues’?  Ya think?  Man, the fact this kid got out, thanks to some nice family that adopted him at like 15 years of age is amazing in itself. 

Let me compare to NFL Posterboy, Tom Brady, who did not grow up in similar circumstances.  Tom got his girlfriend pregnant, deserted her, started dating a super model (Gisele Bundchen) known for being a beyatch, married her, and during the wedding his security team shot at (SHOT AT) a photographer who, I guess, took some unauthorized photos.

Now can you imagine a player with ‘issues’ commiting acts that transcended the acceptable for relationships, wedlock, fatherhood and guns?  Somehow, I don’t think that guy gets the free pass that Tom did.  (And hey, I like Tom and could care less about it all other than the firearms.)  But everyone, get a grip and lose the double standard.

Atlanta: Peria Jerry, DT, Mississippi.  Is this guy’s name backwards?

Miami: Vontae Davis, CD, Illinois.  Seeing how well Vontae’s brother, former #6 pick of the Niners, Vernon, has worked out, I fully expect Vontae to follow his brother’s footsteps and have a huge impact in those Under Armour ads.

Green Bay: Clay Matthews, LB, USC.  Forget his hips, his gramps and dad and uncle all played in the NFL, which is pretty cool.  Oh, and he did not even receive a scholarship offer out of high school.

Indianapolis: Donald Brown, RB, Connecticut.  Brown played on the same junior team as Knowshon Moreno and Connecticut had as many round 1-3 drat picks as USC.  What does that mean?  Who knows?  Check back in 3 years.

Buffalo: Eric Wood, OC, Louisville.  Louisville has a football team?  I thought they retired it after Johnny U left town.

NY Giants: Hakeem Nicks, WR, UNC.  Nicks has gained 14 pounds since the end of the season.  Unfortunately, that was from dedication to the table, not the training table.  Well, as long as he does not shoot himself, he will be considered an upgrade at Wide Receiver.

Tennessee: Kenny Britt, WR, Rutgers.  Gee, to think, Oakland screwed Tennesse by taking Darrius Hayward-Bey.

Arizona: Chris “Beanie” Wells, RB, Ohio State.  Well, he does get injured a lot, he must be slow since he went to The Ohio State University, and his nickname is “Beanie,” but perhaps he can fill in for the Edge and Hightower as the Cardinals ride Kurt Warner, Larry Fitzgerald and God back to the Super Bowl.

Pittsburgh:  Evander Hood, DT, Missouri.  Pittsburgh, in a way winner of two lucky Super Bowls (XL and XLIII) and, admittedly loser of an unlucky Super Bowl (XXX), tries to get back to the big game by drafting the second most famous Evander.  Rumor has it Holyfield would have come out of retirement to play for the Black and Gold!

Thanks all — I contend you will not find the above insight anywhere else, so let me know if wrong.

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NFL Draft

Posted by msgpdr on April 24, 2009

In some ways these are quiet times. 

Baseball has just started and nothing is certain — Pirates and Blue Jays way above 500 for instance.  And while I would like to post on how the Yankees blew $1.5B plus $700M of NYC tax breaks to build a bandbox, that can wait.

As can wait my contention that if LeBron wins the NBA Title, it will be the most impressive title win in modern (since Magic and Bird) NBA history, since LeBron has effectively no help — much less than Jordan, and much much less than Kobe.  But that too can wait, as we are still in the first round and the playoffs go to October I think.

So that leaves the draft. 

Personally, I could not really care in a lot of ways.  Too much information for something that takes years to pay out.  But I guess the thought that Matthew Stafford can effectively hold out for $40M guaranteed from Detroit, without ever playing a game is rather interesting.

In many ways, the NFL Draft is going to be like the NBA draft.  In the NBA, teams almost pay other teams to take their draft picks. In fact, that is what Phoenix has done as they continually dismantle their once title-contending franchise.  Seriously, who wants to draft early, when, unlike the NBA, many diamonds can be found in late round one through round 4 at least.

So is Stafford the next Jay Cutler (without the tears)? — best case?  Or is he the next Akili Smith, Tim Couch, Joey Harrington, Ryan Leaf, David Carr…….

Mel Kiper Jr. will tell us tomorrow.

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Tennis Anyone!

Posted by msgpdr on April 18, 2009

So it looks like Andy Roddick married Brroklyn Decker — SI Swimsuit Model.  As my loyal reader knows, Swimsuit Models, like sports, politics and finance, are my specialty.  Therefore, I submit for your review:

Brooklyn Decker

Brooklyn Decker was photographed by Raphael Mazzucco in  Canouan Island, The Grenadines. Swimsuit by Zo? NYC.

And believe you should compare here to the mentioned in a previous post Adriana Lima (married to T-Wolves guard Marko Jaric)

Adriana Lima

And Mrs. Tom Brady — Gisele Bundchen

Yes MSG still favors Ms. Lima, despite her marrying the least accomplished of the aforementioned athletes; however, regardless of how the poll turns out, we can all agree that there are no losers.

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Financial Advice for VoIP

Posted by msgpdr on April 16, 2009

So as the article states below, eBay is thinking of an IPO for Skype because they could not find any takers for the price they wanted.   Gee, no wonder.  As the article states below, eBay, for no apparent reason, decided to pay $3.1B for Skype a few years ago.  I don’t recall exactly, but at that time, the acquisition cost per user was between $35 and $50.  Pretty high price considering the revenue generated per user was approximately ZERO!

eBay went on to say that Skype does not fit into its current two businesses — auctions and payment services.  Interesting, as these were the same two businesses they had in 2005 when they bought Skype in the first place.

And now my favorite part.  They say Skype is worth up to $4B, which would be a major reversal of a bad deal for ebay, which even with a $.14B write down, still has $1.7B on the books.  Now, I don’t have an MBA, oh wait, yes I do, and nowhere did I see where a company that generates $1 per user ($500M with 400M users) would be worth $4B.  I guess if all the revenue were profit, then I could see that a company with 100% contribution margin and profit of $0.5B per year would be worth that kind of money, but if that is the case, who is doing the accounting?  Arthur Andersen?

 But then again, what do I know?  I did not work as a Master of the Universe at Lehman; nor did I bring down the entire economy with CDRs, so don’t take my word for it.  Skype will probably be the IPO of the year in 2010.

From NY Times
April 15, 2009

EBay Plans Public Offering for Skype

 

 

SAN FRANCISCO — EBay announced plans on Tuesday to spin off Skype, its Internet calling division, in an initial public offering aimed at the first half of 2010.

EBay has been looking to sell Skype since the beginning of the year. But it could not find a bidder willing to pay a high enough price, despite interest from Skype’s founders, Niklas Zennstrom and Janus Friis, who led a group of private equity firms in making an offer for the rapidly growing calling service.

“Skype is a great stand-alone business with strong fundamentals and accelerating momentum,” said John Donahoe, eBay’s chief executive. He noted, however, that Skype was not a good fit with eBay’s two core businesses, its auction site and its PayPal online payments service.

“We believe operating Skype as a stand-alone publicly traded company is the best path for maximizing its potential,” Mr. Donahoe said.

EBay outbid Google and Yahoo in buying Skype in 2005 for $2.6 billion, on top of performance incentives that later lifted the final price to $3.1 billion. In 2007, Meg Whitman, then eBay’s chief executive, acknowledged that the company grossly overpaid by writing off $1.4 billion of the purchase price.

One problem for eBay in selling Skype is an escalating intellectual property dispute between eBay and the Skype founders. Joltid, a company founded by Mr. Zennstrom and Mr. Friis, retained ownership of the peer-to-peer technology used in Skype and licensed it back to eBay. Recently, Joltid said that eBay had breached that agreement, and eBay has asked a British court to intercede.

The matter is unlikely to be resolved by the end of the year, which could be dissuading potential buyers of Skype. It is also one reason eBay is planning an offering for Skype nearly a year from now. The company said market conditions would determine the specific timing.

“We will settle that before we do an I.P.O., and we are confident in our legal position on that litigation,” said Alan Marks, an eBay spokesman.

Analysts who follow eBay had expected it to sell Skype outright and were surprised by the announcement. They applauded eBay’s efforts to spin it off, though they noted that the public markets had not been very receptive to initial offerings. There have been no I.P.O.’s of venture-backed companies in the last two quarters, the first time such a drought has occurred, according to the National Venture Capital Association.

“EBay is communicating that they expect capital market conditions to be much better next year,” said Sandeep Aggarwal, an Internet research analyst at Collins Stewart.

In 2008, Skype generated revenue of $551 million from 405 million users. The company recently announced that it expected Skype to top $1 billion in revenue in 2011. Skype’s new application for the iPhone was downloaded two million times in its first week, and has become one of the most popular third-party applications on the device.

“You have a large, fast-growing, highly profitable enterprise. It probably would represent the most compelling technology story since VMware or Google,” said Paul Bard, head of research at Renaissance Capital, which estimates a Skype offering could raise as much as $4 billion, depending on what kind of ownership stake eBay retains. “It’s a growing biz, highly profitable, and it’s a leader in its market.”

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Painful Endings

Posted by msgpdr on April 12, 2009

Seeing that I spent last Monday, Final Four Championship night, with pneumonia and in a lonely hotel in Toronto, CA, the blowout that was UNC Tar Heel’s coronoation was not worthy of a post.  Other than to say that North Carolina (the State) keeps on sticking it to the nation.  Consider:

  • The Spartans represented the weak, the unemployed, the casualties of the economic crisis.  But did Roy and Team care?   Nope; another double digit blowout.  Good thing Ty Lawson got that DUI last year, or he would not have returned to school and UNC wins no national title
  • North Carolina is the state that gave us Jesse Helms
  • North Carolina gave us tobacco, almost single handedly costing us billions in health care

OK, that is enough before I start to get readers mentioning Michael (greatest BBall player of all time, but a total A**hole) and the Outer Banks, which were nice until they made that horrible chick flick — Night in Rodanthe – ruining it for all of us.

However, a couple of other painful choke jobs took place this week, and I am not even talking about CC Sabathia and baseball.

The Master’s. Phil and Tiger put on a nice run on Sunday, which I am sure CBS appreciated, but Kenny Perry — you are up two with TWO holes to play, then go bogey bogey.  Yak!  I felt so bad for the guy.  Then on the first playoff hole, all three guys sucked, but Angel Cabrera gets as lucky as can be.  He attempts a miracle on his second shot from the woods, it hits a tree, and bounces into the fairway.  He saves par, and be extension, the title.  As he and Perry both made par.  Otherwise, Perry wins.

Perry then misses the green for the fourth straight hole on #10, and out Argentinean friend handly wins the green jacket.  Now Mr. Perry gets to join illustrious company of out-of-nowhere guys who blow it in a big one, and are never in contention again.  Can you say

  •  
    • B ob May
    • John Cook
    • Chris DiMarco
    • Jean Vandevelde
    • Rocco Mediate

Sad, as I really wanted him to win; after all, he is older than I am.

And in another equally painful choke job that I am sure no one saw, Miami of Ohio lost the final of the Frozen Four.  The Redhawks were a team that got into the NCAA tournament on an at large bid, but made their way through the tourney, meeting All Season #1 Boston University in the final.

In the third period, it is 1-1, but the Redhawks score two goals in like three minutes to take a 3-1 lead with 4 minutes to go.  Title time- just like for Kenny.  (In the immortal words of Howard Cosell) “But No!”  BU empties the net and scores with one minute remaining to make it 3-2.  Then with a mere 17 seconds to go, they tie it up.  They go on to defeat and destroy the Redhawks 4-3 after about 9 minutes of overtime.  Painful for Miami-Ohio — the school that gave us Ron Harper, Wally Szczerbiak and Ben Roethlisberger.

Will we see the Redhawks in another hockey final?  See Bob May above for reference.  When you have that chance as an underdog, you have to Trevor Immelman, Zach Johnson and Sean Mickeel it.  For those of you who do not know who those guys are, think the Golfing Major equivalent to Villanova 1985.

Well, unfortunately for the Spartans, Kenny Perry, and the Miami-Ohio Redhawks, their finals had a lot more in common with Good Friday than they did with Easter Sunday.

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Spartans! – Heels

Posted by msgpdr on April 4, 2009

Not what I wanted but at least I have a team I care about in the final.

Spartans deserve it as Detroit is suffering and, in comparison, North Carolina should do well during a recession as more people will take up smoking and those that already smoke will smoke more.

So with that said, here you go:

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Spartans! Halfway to Dream Final

Posted by msgpdr on April 4, 2009

Huge win for the Spartans!  Maybe they get to play the Cinderella since it is looking like they go up against the — blech! — Tar Heels, who are currently leading by 13 with about 14 minutes to go.

Nevertheless, will be glad to have at least one team that I like in the final.  So while I await the end of Game 2, let me entertain you with a gratuitous photo of the Spartan cheerleaders.

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