Who is the dumbest?

It seems funny with all the Hullabaloo about Tony Romo going to Cabo with Jessica Simpson.  [The best comment I heard on this was from ESPN.com’s DJ Gallo, who wrote “Tony Romo trying to find the negative in additional weeks of sleeping with Jessica Simpson.”

Nevertheless, here are some of the most unbelievable I guess incidents that have occurred in Football and elsewhere recently.

1) Adam Pacman Jones in another Strip Club incident.  This time he is accused of hitting a woman, sucker punch actually, as he argued with staff regarding his allegedly stolen money and bracelets.  How could anyone steal his bracelets anyway.  Oh, and did it ever occur to this guy to avoid the strip clubs?  Have them come to a hotel room?  He should be banned from the NFL for stupidity.  Of course, he is not the worst, as that would be:

2) Britney, who continues the downward slide — getting engaged to a guy whose girlfriend was 6 months pregnant with their second illegitimate child, has two kids in one year with him, divorces him, then loses custody because she drinks, drives with the kids in her lap, parties with no underwear, and appears to be dating a paparazzo who is married; oh, and according to the Mrs., appeared one hour late for court recently.  However, one sibling did appear to try to outdo her:

3) As Jamie Lynn, 16 years of age, announced she was pregnant.  Much to the chagrin of Borders and Barnes&Noble, this resulted in the Spears sisters’ Mom’s book about successfully raising Celebrity Daughter to be cancelled.  You mean Britney’s foray into the strange was not enough?  It took a teenage pregnancy.  Hey, I am no conservative, but really….ahh, what do I know, it would have probably made the NY Times best seller list anyway.  And Spear mother does take the spotlight from (full circle now):

4) Joe (I think, hey, I don’t get paid, I don’t have to fact check) Simpson, father of Jessica, who accompanied her to Cabo.  What????????????????????????????